December 2011
199 posts
Dec 31st
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I love the term 'we're expecting' when talking... →
funniest10k: because it makes it sound like there’s more than one outcome. Yeah, we’re expecting a baby but it could be a velociraptor.   Follow this blog, you will love it on your dashboard lmfao
Dec 31st
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PATIENTLY WAITING FOR JOHN MAYER TO GET BACK FROM JAPAN
Dec 31st
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feelingthis asked: YOU AND @MERBSINTHEBURBS ARE VISITING IN SIX DAYSSSSSSSSSS <3
Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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Reblog this post if I have permission to invade...
iwearfezzesnowfezzesarecool: Yes.
Dec 31st
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Anyone have highlights of the Man United Blackburn...
Sorry I couldn’t wake up at 7:45 am
Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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Dec 30th
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Dec 30th
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Is John Mayer back from Japan yet?
Dec 30th
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walks into chair
me: sorry
chair:
Dec 30th
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Meeting my favourite footballer
Me: Will you sign this?
Him: Yeah sure!
Him: Wait what is that?
Me: Marriage certificate..
Him: Wait, but I-
Me: SEE YOU AT HOME AT 7 FOR DINNER AND SEXY TIMES!
Dec 30th
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Dec 30th
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Dec 29th
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Dec 29th
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Dec 29th
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Dec 29th
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Dec 29th
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Dec 28th
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I need to stop living in the past, The Beatles...
But I can’t.
Dec 28th
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Is John Mayer really in Japan...
Because I just booked my trip to New York for january 7th in hopes to see him and then my friend told me he’s in Japan. Welcome to my life.
Dec 28th
Person: you're ugly
Me: okay
Person: you're stupid
Me: okay
Person: you're fat
Me: okay
Person: your football team sucks
Me: bitch do you want to die
Dec 27th
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Dec 26th
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Dec 26th
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Dec 26th
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Dec 26th
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Dec 26th
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Dec 26th
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Dec 25th
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After getting tickets to the Red Hot Chili Peppers...
Me: Since my dad is going to the concert too, I hope they don't perform wearing only socks like they used to.
My mom: oh.. I was kind of hoping they would..
um these are the kind of parents i want
Dec 25th
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Dec 25th
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Dec 25th
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Merry Christmas Followers!
and an extra shout out to: my john mayer family <3 manchester united family <3 & real madrid family <3
Dec 25th
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64-colorbox asked: Send this to people who gave you a wonderful 2011 and you wish them to have a lot of blessings in this year 2012. I hope you have a Great Holiday! ❤
Dec 24th
2008: wow i was so stupid last year
2009: wow i was so stupid last year
2010: wow i was so stupid last year
2011: wow i was so stupid last year
Dec 24th
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Dec 23rd
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John Mayer.
Dec 23rd
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Dec 23rd
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Dec 22nd
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jhnmyr: Traveling is a good way to get a second opinion on everything. JOHN PLEASE DONT TRAVEL WHEN I COME UP TO NY TO VISIT YOU IN SOHO
Dec 22nd
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"Happiness is a warm gun"
Just watched across the universe with my friends and now I’m stuck in beatles mode
Dec 22nd
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Dec 21st
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Dec 21st
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Dec 21st
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Dec 21st
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Dec 21st
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